I got an email from my friend so just providing it here. I found it really funny! Some of them are plain truth!
The problems with girls
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don’t, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don’t, she says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;
If she’s Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don’t Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with her, she says u don’t Love her;
If u do !! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, she says that u don’t TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her’s, she is FORCED to do so.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it’s LUCK;
If she does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it’s not true…….
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..
Life between man and woman is just a game of relationship.
What do you think?